Comments for Hart Squash http://www.hartsquash.org.uk Hart Leisure Centre, Fleet, Hampshire Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:43:50 +0100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 Comment on Bounty not a Tropical Paradise for Hart 2 by Fraser Liversage, England Squash & Racketball http://www.hartsquash.org.uk/?p=428&cpage=1#comment-1121 Fraser Liversage, England Squash & Racketball Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:43:50 +0000 http://www.hartsquash.org.uk/?p=428#comment-1121 Great article, very "cheeky" in places! I don't wish to offend the author, but the writing style seems to have shades of Jeremy Clarkson .......the big difference being that (unlike Jeremy) they can carry it off and they can hold the reader's attention. I think Clarkson attended the "star in a reasonably priced summer school", school of writing; graduating with B-minus. I suspect the author, on the otherhand, may have studied at Bristol Zoo, tutored by Johnny Morris, Gerald Durrell and Richard Attenborough, graduating with "first class honours" and ending up top of the food chain. Please keep writing..... regards Fraser Great article, very “cheeky” in places!
I don’t wish to offend the author, but the writing style seems to have shades of Jeremy Clarkson …….the big difference being that (unlike Jeremy) they can carry it off and they can hold the reader’s attention. I think Clarkson attended the “star in a reasonably priced summer school”, school of writing; graduating with B-minus. I suspect the author, on the otherhand, may have studied at Bristol Zoo, tutored by Johnny Morris, Gerald Durrell and Richard Attenborough, graduating with “first class honours” and ending up top of the food chain.
Please keep writing…..
regards
Fraser

]]> Comment on Sensational Start for Hart by Adrian http://www.hartsquash.org.uk/?p=124&cpage=1#comment-2 Adrian Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:26:57 +0000 http://www.hartsquash.org.uk/?p=124#comment-2 Ash (AKA Dick Dastardly) provides his own version of events last Thursday: With the Stanton sisters back from Ibiza, and a new addition to the team at number one, it was a full strength side taking on Caversham Health and Fitness. Fortunately for the match report it was a home game and so men's gazes weren't distracted by totty at the bar. Unluckily for Dick, this was his first and last match of the winter league and so would be unable to get his trip down to that club behind Waitrose... The Helmand Province (Ct 6): First on was Dick Dastardly, having been unsuccessful in all his cunning plans to "catch the pidgeon" in Ibiza he was looking a little "ball heavy" and this was displayed in his performance on court. "Playing like a cock" and the infamous "you're such a twat" made a return as he struggled through the first game having to save a game point. Thankfully from then on it was relatively plain sailing as he cruised to a 3-0 victory. Things were looking good for Hart's debut in the Premier league. Next onto the Helmand province was older sister Penelope who seemed distracted with the Hooded Claw lurking on the balcony, in her clear distress she was unable to focus in the first game, but after re-applying her makeup she pulled herself together taking the match 3-1 Training Court (Ct 7) William Hanna was first on for a training session, which it looked like he needed, after some shocking squash in the first game. Fortunately the training lines helped him to establish just where he was supposed to be hitting the ball and things were looking good up until match point when he took it upon himself to try and sent the ball into orbit, luckily the ceiling kept it in and a replacement ball was not required. Hanna then proceeded to wrap up the match. 3-1 "Newbie" to the team Danny Long was on next and he fell very short on Irish luck, should a pint of guiness have been waiting for him between games? Were there actually any leprechauns on court? Did he forget to bring his four leaf clover? A 3-0 loss was a disappointing start to the season and perhaps will have to be made up for in forfeits at the bar... Peter Perfect was anything but perfect in his display of how not to hit a squash ball, in fact, if that was in fact his aim then he was more perfect than any of us could ever dream to be. A glimpse of what he could do was seen in game two where he delivered a 9-0 but that was the only positive thing of note. A 3-1 loss Overall a 15-8 win and a good start to the season Ash (AKA Dick Dastardly) provides his own version of events last Thursday:
With the Stanton sisters back from Ibiza, and a new addition to the team at number one, it was a full strength side taking on Caversham Health and Fitness. Fortunately for the match report it was a home game and so men’s gazes weren’t distracted by totty at the bar. Unluckily for Dick, this was his first and last match of the winter league and so would be unable to get his trip down to that club behind Waitrose…
The Helmand Province (Ct 6):
First on was Dick Dastardly, having been unsuccessful in all his cunning plans to “catch the pidgeon” in Ibiza he was looking a little “ball heavy” and this was displayed in his performance on court. “Playing like a cock” and the infamous “you’re such a twat” made a return as he struggled through the first game having to save a game point. Thankfully from then on it was relatively plain sailing as he cruised to a 3-0 victory.

Things were looking good for Hart’s debut in the Premier league.

Next onto the Helmand province was older sister Penelope who seemed distracted with the Hooded Claw lurking on the balcony, in her clear distress she was unable to focus in the first game, but after re-applying her makeup she pulled herself together taking the match 3-1

Training Court (Ct 7)
William Hanna was first on for a training session, which it looked like he needed, after some shocking squash in the first game. Fortunately the training lines helped him to establish just where he was supposed to be hitting the ball and things were looking good up until match point when he took it upon himself to try and sent the ball into orbit, luckily the ceiling kept it in and a replacement ball was not required. Hanna then proceeded to wrap up the match. 3-1
“Newbie” to the team Danny Long was on next and he fell very short on Irish luck, should a pint of guiness have been waiting for him between games? Were there actually any leprechauns on court? Did he forget to bring his four leaf clover? A 3-0 loss was a disappointing start to the season and perhaps will have to be made up for in forfeits at the bar…
Peter Perfect was anything but perfect in his display of how not to hit a squash ball, in fact, if that was in fact his aim then he was more perfect than any of us could ever dream to be. A glimpse of what he could do was seen in game two where he delivered a 9-0 but that was the only positive thing of note. A 3-1 loss

Overall a 15-8 win and a good start to the season

]]>